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i made a new friend on the plane
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
I don’t know the secret to success, but the secret to failure is trying to please everyone.
Bill Cosby (via artistsuffer)
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story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited
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